Останні рецензії користувача BeefyCheese

Just got this game after hearing my friends tell me "Yo bro this game goes hard bro, it's f2p bro". I was curious but cautious as these friends are the type of people to coom over valorant cinematics and cream over gifs of their favorite agents.

Any ways I begin my first game as a tavern keeper, as it's my responsibility to keep the tavern. After the first night I was then arrested by the jailer in which he weaponizes his autism to interrogate me on world war 2 tank knowledge. Surprisingly I was not found guilty once I got released. However there was this one guy who I saw that kept saying "You mess with Mr. Pink, prepare for my sexually transmitted stink!". That night Mr.Pink pulled out his five foot meat sword and proceeded to skull bang me all the way out of my booty hole. Obviously the human body can only take so much meat unless it's your mother, so as a result I died. I decided to spectate and I noticed how all the players kept on making arguments that led to no where. This resulted as the coven winning the game.

Is this game good? No not really. It's not even a game since if you don't say a word you automatically win because they can't get an answer out of you. Is this game a possible habitat to individuals with three breasts, with each breast being longer than the last? Maybe. Does this game contain the most yappers concentrated on a server? On yes it does.

Everyone's talking about the six hour sex scene with the robo-ballerinas but nobody warns you about the fridge that tries to ♥♥♥♥ you

First 5 minutes in the game and I'm having a fist fight against a ten year old for the last sweet roll at my birthday party.

10/10 would fight to keep my sweet roll safe from enemies

As a person new to the game without a good gaming computer here were my experiences:


*Starts out as engineer with 15 fps going strong*
*We see an enemy ship and it starts shooting at us*
*My fps goes down to ten but I still got this in the bag*
*Ten Minutes later we end up sinking four ships and our other team mate sinks the last one*
*Our team wins the game and all I say is "gg"*
*Our other engineer says the following things*
"MAN ♥♥♥♥ OUR OTHER ENGI(me)"
"HE'S A POS"

10/10 would get yelled at again.

I got this game so I can write a bad review of it. Good thing I didn't have to waste any money.

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Let me tell you kids snorting call of duty dlc, The Tale of Sir RoboCop. Sir RoboCop was born from a very poor family in the ♥♥♥♥-hole Kingdom of the Rhodoks. His father selled his own feces to make half the living while his mother was a famous Hooker across the land. Now you might be asking yourself how RoboCop's family was poor, well it was because the money his mom used was to buy all the useless gemed eggs you see a really fancy person has. Even though RoboCop was living a tough life, he ended up selling moldy cheese that cause hallucinations, and got a degree in frozen banana 101.

As RoboCop turned 21(I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ if you make a vine joke I will cut your genitals off), He began to travel the land to start his own army, and his own Kingdom called, The Kingdom of the ButtCrackers. After he went into his first village, hundreds joined him aslong as he give the village his fancy weeaboo sword he found on the ground in another village that told him to "suck a fat one". Once they were heading to the Kingdom of the Nords to fight with them(The Nords have the largest army in all of the land), he was stopped by a local bandit called "Rob Schneider" said these words to him "HEY YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGO ASS KID, 1V1 ME WARBAND M8 I SWER ON ME MUM I'LL REK YE"

Due to the fact that Rob Schneider had poor grammar, RoboCop killed him by summoning is Grammar nazi peasent. Rob Schneider was killed a mintue later. As soon as RoboCop and his party were at the Nordic King's palace, they told him of how they killed Rob Schneider. The king was proud of this so he Recruited RoboCop and added 500 more soldiers in his party. RoboCop's first true quest was to kill the Rhodok King(Bill Murray) in battle.

Shortly later they found Bill Muarry and fought immediately. RoboCop and his army won the first round, but then Bill murray had used no clip and went through the ground and started killing everyone except RoboCop because he was cool. RoboCop Dropped his CareBear sword and was shocked what had happen. He surrendered but he didn't get taken prisoner. RoboCop took a boat to a random Island Somewhere near England and started selling Toilet paper to keep himself alive. He Later died from diabetes.


The End.

This game is so scary that it shifted my balls into a different position and now when I sit my balls now have funny bones.

I was able to recruit 100 pesants(Without upgrading them) and take over all of the kingdoms. 10/10

0/10 no space gandhi.