i want you to explode violently

Hemlo

GIVE ME THE WEBFISHING MAN

wake up

I'm an america-maxxed parking lot-pilled, lanecore pavement princess, I don't have health insurance and I am proud to work 240 hours per week at Walmart so I can afford my lobotomy at claires, my blood has been replaced with motor oil and high fructose corn syrup. Every morning I commute 3700 one way in my Ford Super Duty F950 I am a gas guzzling sigma femcel car brained cloutchaser from miller grove ohio. Ready to consume 20 tons of tacobell Crunchwrap Supremes after gas maxing at chevron, I am ready to merc some pedestrians on my way to Red Lobster for a two for one surf and turf. When californians and thier teslas stand in my way, I buy a George Santos cameo to make them understand that they will never be real americans.

TURTLETEA RESPOND TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!