Oh my god dude I gotta tell you about this, I've been laughing my ass off all morning thinking about this because it'd be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious: What if we had sex like we were a boy and a girl but like we aren't, wouldn't that be funny? Wouldn't it be ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hilarious if you put girly clothes on me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullied my ass? I'm giggling dude, because like, we're both straight, but like it'd be so funny. Dude imagine how much you'd laugh if I was on the bed moaning like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥, wouldn't that be the best joke ever? Oh my god, dude, I can't, I'm losing it here, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. And, like, you start calling me a girl because its hilarious and the best comeback ever and it makes me cry and moan and like- Imagine how hilarious it'd be when you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bust a gigantic sloppy load into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass and keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wet slippery bussy. You're the most funny guy ever, I cant wait to laugh my ass off while its plopping and slapping against my wet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Love this guy <3