I enjoy such games as Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, 18 Wheels Of Steel: American Long Haul, and American Truck Simulator

RESUME
-Location: Terre Haute Federal Penitentary, Terre Haute, Indiana
-Prior Work Experience: Best Buy Dishwasher Salesman, Wall Street Investment Banker at Merrill Lynch, Personal Assistant to Guy Fieri, Bowling Alley Shoe Rental Attendant in Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin
-Strengths: I can shoot Cheez Wiz into Oprah Winfrey's mouth across half of FedExField
-Weaknesses: I can shoot Cheez Wiz into Oprah Winfrey's mouth across half of FedExField
-Hobbies: Listening to Weezer, watching Married... With Children, and banging your mom