^-- UNITED KINGDOM, not Russia. Do not bother inviting me to Russian groups. I will consider it to be an invitation to join your game server(s) and micspam, teamkill, intentionally play badly and otherwise attempt to ruin the game for everyone else in the server(s). I will continue this behaviour until you either ban me from your server(s) or kick me from your group. You have been warned.

Hey guys, I have big bawls!

You got owned by Barry Chu- oh, wait, ♥♥♥♥... [www.tf2items.com]

Things people have said about me:

- "You know this Mallett bloke? He looks like a proper n00b, he can't jump."

- "He thinks he's Barry Chuckle, but he really takes it up the chuckle." (Not exact quote)

- "MR O ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IM TRYING TO KILL THE CHUCKLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"