Recent reviews by Morgral'm

You've already taken away so many hours of my time with the browser version, Orteil.

And I am entirely willing to give you all that time again.

The bakery must grow

This game is like digital crack once you really get into it.

Pandemonica is Best Girl until she gets caffeine.

(then back to Best Girl if she gets good coffee, going off of Vanripper's comics)

Another reason the European Union should be dissolved

The voice acting in this game is golden, courtesy of Schezo Wegey

4 Morons start off robbing corner stores and banks up until they break into the White House to steal a bunch of pardons signed by Abraham Lincoln. Or they steal the presidency itself, depends on how mad you want to be driven.

It's Okay.

But ♥♥♥♥ those damn Summer Sideshow Gorefasts and Fiends, that sword is total BS

Seeing as the current holders of the game, Grey Havens, aren't all that interested in actually doing some development of this game, heed this as a warning. They don't care about the playerbase, they issued a DMCA against the main guy who was making this game playable and screwed around with him, and this game is only getting more and more unstable by the month. There are better games to spend your time and money on, don't bother investing

I've pumped too many hours in this game to be healthy, but I wouldn't have that many hours if this game didn't hook me. It's certainly not the best MMO in the universe, but it's serviceable. The art is wonderfully cheery, done by Ian McConville, who also did the art for the even more cheery Slime Rancher. The music, composed by Harry Mack, is pretty good if you like chiptunes. The devs who have stuck with the game, since the beginning to the post SEGA era, deserve a fair amount of respect for them being dedicated enough to keep this game alive AND updated.

Keep in mind, you WILL have to grind in order to get to higher ranks and better gear. But it's not a difficult game if you have a stable internet connection, a decent computer, and good dodging skills.

I've regretted some of the hours in this game, mostly the mid-to-late SEGA era when ALL they were doing were frivilous prize boxes. But all in all, it's a decent game.

The relative longevity of this game is akin to a Subaru.