Recent reviews by TJ

is gud gaem

sadge.

Press F to pay respect to all the 3080 owners being made to play this game by their mates.

Playing DRG is like having an abusive father.

You can have fun all day till he comes home drunk, kicks your door in, throws a ♥♥♥♥ ton of glyphids at you and beats the ♥♥♥♥ out of you. You curl in a ball and take your beating knowing that at the end of the day, all you want is for the game to love you.

And it never will.

At the 100 hours mark i must look back and reflect on the time spent on this game. Although the vast majority has been thoroughly enjoyable, filled with trepidation and glory there must be a quiet moment spared for the sheer number of hours of other people's time - which in reality, pale my own in comparison - that i have utterly ruined with my own presence.

Countless people murdered, loot taken and adventures destroyed for little purpose other than my own amusement. Many have fled, some have begged and a few have bargained, but all have regretted our passing.

To all of my victims i protest; Don't hate the player, hate the game.

I can't stop Rimming!!