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-Four ruffians break into my house
-"What the devil"? As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky Rifle
-Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the ground
-Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's a smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog
-I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
-"Tally Ho lads" the grape shot shreds the two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms
-Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscillion.
-Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
-Just as the founding fathers intended
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7:57 PM - Maverick00053: Hey... I was in a spider
7:57 PM - Maverick00053: I got some team kills
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