We first met in a Bloon TD6 server. We played a few and he seemed fine enough. After I sent a friend request things started getting weird..like really weird. Every time I mentioned soy sauce he'd make wet slurping sounds - or at least that's how it started. His facecam looked off every time we jumped on call - his brown orbs darkened menacingly. He began reaching towards the camera but I ended the call and tried calming myself by saying my daily mantras. *I am girlboss, I am slay, Here to queer another day* x20

My breathing steadied and I realized I hadn't eaten yet. Time for some quick fried rice. It was beautiful. rice, vegetables, egg, huh one thing missing. Opening the fridge door, I saw him.. or I think it was him. Some creature using Cole's flesh as a shell fell out gorging itself and pissing my full supply of soy sauce. He was truly lost in the sauce as some might say. I ran and never went back. I hired someone to light my house on fire and haven't heard from him since.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Joins the voice chat once a year to talk about solar and crypto

dumb of ass. stupid of heart. 3/10 worst roommate simulator i've ever played /joke ily

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