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1 person found this review helpful
44.4 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Underneath a veil of cute little beavers damming rivers to build an Eco-friendly civilization in a post-human world, there is a program designed to drip feed you dopamine until you collapse.

The basic game loop involves building increasingly large water diversions and reservoirs, in order to do this you grow your beaver population and the complexity of production chains to unlock more useful structures. While the game looks relaxing, you are constantly pushed to EXPAND because the periodic droughts get longer each time and if you lack the resources to sit them out your population will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ starve or die of thirst, no mercy.

I found myself not just forgetting about time, but FIGHTING SEVERE EXHAUSTION as the sun started to rise and shine through my blinds. I could not put the game down before I completed my beautiful Three Gorges Dam, which by the time it was done was already overshadowed by yet another mega project in the works.

This game IS CRACK COCAINE.
You have been warned.
Posted 6 February.
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22 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
74.2 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
Look forward to playing this game in a few years when it's finally out of early access.
Posted 22 March, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
262.9 hrs on record (113.2 hrs at review time)
Hands down one of the best games released out of Steam Early Access to date. If you took Prison Architect, a left kidney, the Sims, a few (seemingly rigged) dice and just about any post-apocalyptic drama show and threw them in a blender, this game is what you would be left with.

Not only does this game have tons of content and replay value but it also has a very lively modding community on the Steam Workshop should you ever get bored of carving people's lungs out (you won't).
Rimworld promises countless hours of ridiculous (mildly sadistic) fun.
Posted 27 November, 2018. Last edited 11 September, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
"This is hands down the best game I've played in YEARS." -The Coen 2017

--PROS--
>More maps than your average battlefield or battlefront game for that matter
>Huge amount of vehicles ranging from hovercraft to tractors to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ school busses
>Outstanding graphics
>Great and innovative pick ups
>Never before seen mechanics
>Pretzels

--CONS--
>Locked framerate at 60fps
>Trash fps at certain parts of the track (varying from track to track)
>Unintuitive UI
>Only had to disable 2 of my monitors to get the game to even start though this could be considered a PRO since it does save some dosh on the electricity bill
>Random disconnects

--CONCLUSION--
Minor technical (potentially gamebreaking) issues aside this truely is a MASTA-PIECE. Codemasters knows how to make an outstanding racing game and wasn't afraid to take a risk and innovate. Amazing game to play with up to 3 friends or AI since most of you probably don't have any :/

>SCORE [9/10] "Redefines the genre"
Posted 11 December, 2017. Last edited 12 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.6 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
This game no joke left me hyperventilating.

Fair, intense and unforgiving fast pased gameplay. Furi was without a doubt worth my money and it's probably my favorite game from last year.

(I never thought a game could have a better soundtrack than Hotline Miami but oh boy did Furi prove me wrong)
Posted 23 March, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
-1 people found this review funny
994.0 hrs on record (917.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Meh, get minecraft instead. :^/
Posted 22 February, 2017. Last edited 27 November, 2017.
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