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I have been trying to contact you but to no avail. The penis transplant procedure you asked about months ago has finally been granted green light by the National Penis Association (NPA) and now you will have a choice between a 15 inches black penis or a 3 inches asian penis. I know how much you love a soft, incompetent small penis so I went ahead and ordered that for you. I am sure you will be pleased once that thing has been transplanted to you. Please send me an email regarding the scheduling and procedure details. Looking forward to hearing from you and addressing your micropenis situation once and for all!
Best,
Dr. Dìck Enhancer
National Penis Association