Because at Big Bill Hell's
You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike—to Big Bill Hell's
Home of Challenge Pissing! That's right!
Challenge Pissing!
How does it work?
If you can piss six feet in the air straight up
And not get wet
You get no down payment!
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't ♥♥♥♥ with us!
Or we'll rip your nuts off!
Only at Big Bill Hell's!
The only dealer that tells you to ♥♥♥♥ off!
Hurry up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
This event ends the minute after you write us a cheque
And it better not bounce or you're a dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Go to hell—Big Bill Hell's Cars!
Baltimore's filthiest
And exclusive home of the meanest sons-of-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
In the state of Maryland—guaranteed!

♥♥♥♥ you, Baltimore!
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend
You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!
Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!
If you think you're going to find a bargain at Big Bill's
You can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
You'll fall for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥—guaranteed!
If you find a better deal
Shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right!
Shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your trade!
Bring your title!
Bring your wife!
We'll ♥♥♥♥ her! That's right!
We'll ♥♥♥♥ your wife!

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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)
𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^


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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)
𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^


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