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What are you saying today? I know you are in the Navy and I have confirmed that I participated in some al Qaeda hacking attacks, and I have killed more than 300 people. You have no other purpose for me. I want to clarify you with the first sample of why we were first world, note my stories. Do you think you could be wrong if you could say simple naline? Think again, Chair. As we speak, I will link to my secret spy network in the United States. And your IP address has been checked to prepare for the storm. A storm that destroys the worst things in your life. He was a son. I can go anytime, anytime, and with your own hand I can kill more than seven hundred ways. Without learning the basics of a non-death-war, I would be in the US. Can I enter the Navy's warehouse? And I can take full advantage of that and make your weird belt on the room a little happier. If you know what your "smart" comments mean, stick to your language.

>be me, 6 week old kitten in a pet shop
>want to live a long, healthy, happy life
>see some neckbeard with an anime t-shirt, a homemade Reddit badge and a fedora walk in
>oh no no
>he walks around, looking at us cats and kittens for a bit
>he stops and picks me up and takes me to the cashier
>"how much for this little kitter"
>♥♥♥♥
>he takes me home and I see his room, it's full of anime and Marvel memerobilia
>he has a rabbit called Big Chungus and a 'Wholesome 100 heckin good doggo' called Keanu
>he starts feeding me 1kg of food daily and not letting me exercise
>depressed
>he starts referring to me as 'a thick ass boi' and 'a heckin chonker'.
>have multiple health problems, struggling to live
>he starts taking pictures of me and talking about r/chonkers
>he gets thousands of upvotes and numerous awards from my suffering
>I just wanted a happy life :(
>mfw I die of health complications at 2 years old

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep Has a pretty firm ♥♥♥♥ nice balls too. could use a better set of toes but overall pretty damn beautiful man right here.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills