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Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 6:27pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 3:06pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 7:20pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 6:30pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 7:55pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 9:20am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 10:50am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 12:14pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 1:18pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 9:42pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 10:18am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 11:41am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 3:12pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 12:07pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 2:52pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:52pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2016 @ 3:17pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2016 @ 2:55pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 9:42am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2016 @ 9:15pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 6:27pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 6:32pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 7:53pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 7:18pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 9:43pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 1:12pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 2:18pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 3:36pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2016 @ 9:12pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2016 @ 11:29pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 3:02pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 3:34pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2016 @ 11:25pm

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

5 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

4 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,780 / 5,000