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Recent reviews by Duckter Quackbay

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16 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
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9.4 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
FOR 8 HOURS I STILL DON KNOW WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ I'M DOING I HAVE NO JOB NO EDUCATION AND NO WILL TO LIVE AND I STILL TRY TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 12 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
49.9 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Car go vroom, phonk goes boom, I'm buying a steering wheel, try it and you will too
Posted 29 November, 2020.
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27.8 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Omega sus game
Posted 17 August, 2020.
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101.6 hrs on record (98.1 hrs at review time)
Cant recomend this classic enough, we've come a long way far from the early cs. This is how a Prince gets choosen, and cs go is the king it became
Posted 22 May, 2020.
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51.8 hrs on record (47.4 hrs at review time)
If you own this, you have to learn how to surf and bhop. This is where the waves at bro
Posted 22 May, 2020.
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4,404.3 hrs on record (1,705.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Godteir fps game, with has taken many hours of my life. I've learned a wholeton of diffrent skills out of the game as ingame during these 3k hours. Heard of this new game called valorant, which seems to get more love than alcoholic step parents, which only asks you for money.

Gameplay wise there is nothing really broken with it, execpt the smokes, they are really weird.

Drift phonk for the vibe, Supreme peak of grind. Good bye my love, leave me alone now
Posted 22 November, 2019. Last edited 8 August, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
4 Hours in and the game looks promising.

Started of as a bald guy, tried to learn the mechs of combat and all that, I do belive around hour 3 was when i understood the combo and damage system of the meele atks.

So far I've killed a guy with a grenade who was a outlaw or something. I got chased by a robot and took out a camp of reavers(somehow). I'm slowly getting into the game more and more, its seems like alot of fun so far to say atleast, has a old game modern era typ-ish feel.

It runns like a charm after I played around with the settings for a bit. and even at low things dosn't even look that bad tbh.

I bought this game for full price, and was a title i actually thought of pre-ordering. After I bought the gothic series (without it starting), played a hour of risen(I didn't get that game at all) this game really, and I mean really, seems like a decent enough rpg.

It has clunky animations, not that many bugs so far, and pretty potato dialouge from time to time.

and also, It gives you a jetpack early on, which means go up on highground, and no fall damage.
Posted 17 October, 2017.
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0.4 hrs on record
So this is truly the hardest game i ever come across during my 13+ years into gaming. I did not know about the first puzzle at all to be honest. I will always be a pleb forever and ever, could not get the game to start

Pc has lost its first fight ever today, I'm a degenerate that could not get past the first loading screen.

No need for parents to disowe me, dads gone and moms dead.

I will beat this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and one day git gud like everyone else, but this is not that life.

I'm not even gonna refund the money, this means war.
Posted 25 August, 2017.
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5.7 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
The absolute first game lasted for 2 hours, I had no idea how to play the game in the start, ♥♥♥♥ flew everywhere, blood was laying on the ground like piss in a mental hospital. I saw horrible, horrible things.

I also played with 350 ms and didn't even notice, had the time of my life and thought the game just played weird. I'm afraid to start anothergame.
Posted 28 June, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Playing the game on and off running around trying to figure out what is going on.

I'm a robot thingy jumping around at the speed of sound, I got places to go gotta follow my rainbow.
There are 3 weapons in the start, a shotgun, smg and a laser gun. I started with the smg, but now after i tried the shotgun and the laser rifle, the laser is the way to go. Laserguns rule.

The blood is everywhere, I see dead "things" laying everywhere, what is this spacestation even.

I'm hooked, the money I spent is slowly paying off, there is something with this game that makes me wanna keep going, be the best. I feel awesome while playing it, and it got bunny hopping; I love it.

The only part that pisses me off is that is a rouge-like and not like a story thing, put the replayability is just too good I guess.

I wonder what the other 3 sectors of the game looks like...
Posted 14 May, 2017.
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