Recent reviews by Pink Snake

As nice as Marika's tits

EDIT: democracy wins once again.

Long after launch, they decided to force Steam users to create and link their account to a PSN account. I can't recommend buying this game unless things change.

If you like roguelites and survival horror games, this is a must have.

The game can be quite challenging, especially at the start, but it greatly rewards exploration with tools that allow you to get back on your feet quicker in case of death.

The setting is incredibly charming and the story is captivating, with insane implications around the game's characters.

This may very well be the best game I play in 2024!

It's pretty alright!

Would honk again

For 5€ you get an unlimited supply of crack, pretty good deal right?

A cute and hectic roguelike game with a couple gimmicks new to the genre. The humour is top notch too, if you're into that!

After playing in the beta, I must say that I'm positively surprised about the game.

What the initial 20$ purchase nets you is 2 preset decks, 10 booster packs (containing 12 cards each, that will contain at least 1 hero, 2 items, 1 rare and 3 uncommons with each common and uncommon having a 5% chance of upgrading their rarity) and 5 event tickets (that allow you to play in different pay2play game modes).

The good thing is that the game has a free casual draft mode and you can play draft tournaments with four friends. Even if you don't want to spend more money on the game, the free draft alone is worth the initial price tag. The game is extremely fun and strategic, doesn't play like any other card game. Every match feels extremely close and when you lose you just know you could have done something different to entirely change the outcome of the match.

If what you are interested in is the constructed game mode, you will have to buy cards either by gambling on booster packs on buying directly from the steam market. While rare cards will be expensive (most expensive ones will be Heroes, which make the core of any deck), you can get common and uncommon cards for dirt cheap on the steam market and making a pauper deck will cost 3$ TOP. I've tried tinkering around with pauper decks and you can get one for as low as 0.50$.

You can also allow friends to play with your decks, even if they don't own the cards.

Valve may add a 1v1 free draft mode in the future, right now the tournament supports a minimum of four players.

Made me racist toward russian people, 10/10

I am not giving the game a bad review because of the lack of content. I'm giving it a bad review because the game is literally unplayable. The servers are a disaster, the few functions the game should have had at the launch don't even work, if you want to unlock content playing the very limited single player content you just can't because the game randomly kicks you out of the game server, something that forces you to quit the single player mode. If you play offline you cannot unlock anything either. The full release of the game is actually worse than the beta version, this situation is embarassing. It's a pity because the core mechanics are there, too bad you can't actually play a game you paid 60 euro.

I will update the review if this mess ever gets fixed.