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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
this game used to be something worth playing
Posted 12 October, 2023.
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118.3 hrs on record (28.5 hrs at review time)
this game has cats you can pet, 10/10
Posted 7 October, 2023.
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117.4 hrs on record (85.7 hrs at review time)
i have very mixed feelings abt the game but like ultimately its still solid
Posted 21 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.3 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's fine. It's gotten better to the extent that I think its generally *tolerable* but this game should never have costed 40$, and still doesn't warrant that price.
Posted 25 July, 2023.
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20.5 hrs on record
I murdered every forsaken creature of the library and winged beast that I came across, for if a creature intends to dominate man on the foodchain, it best be prepared to face the might of home depots greatest contribution to society: pipebombs

memes aside 10/10 game, the story and gameplay had me engaged throughout the entire playthrough and I never once felt bored playing it, I highly recommend
Posted 16 July, 2023.
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129.2 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ you, Gaijin
Posted 21 May, 2023.
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3.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
make RTS Cards a full game, I've literally never had so much fun with such a basic concept
Posted 15 May, 2023.
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6.5 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
its great honestly, really good story, gameplay was genuinely intense at a lot of points throughout and in general the aesthetic is just really well maintained

would highly recommend
Posted 24 April, 2022.
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18 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
didn't play the campaign, arma 3 isn't a campaign game
map is pretty sick, a lot of the assets are super well done
but its more of a 7 dollar DLC to prevent the
'YOU HAVE USED CONTENT FROM THE CONTACT DLC WAIT 30 SECONDS OR WE WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY'
if you're going to buy it get it alongside project livonia and some other 2035 mods
bohemia bad dev please make contact and tanoa: the DLC 11/7 dollars permanently tyty
Posted 26 December, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
literally a required DLC imo, although it definitely could've been better since the weapon choice is about
3 autocannons
light autocannon - a kind of fast firing lower penetration automatic cannon
heavy autocannon - a kind of slower but still relatively fast firing higher penetration automatic cannon
rotary autocannon - CIWS style extremely high fire-rate anti-missile type gun

3 cannons
battle cannon - a mix between the autocannons and artillery, good fire rate but not as powerful as the second and third
i forgot the name but its practically an arty cannon - artillery cannon, slow fire rate but definitely extremely powerful
bertha cannon - carl gustav gun basically, extremely slow fire rate but the power is un-matched by anything in the game
besides maybe the warheads

3 warheads/warhead bodies
small - small warhead, small explosion
medium - medium warhead, medium explosion
large - large warhead, large explosion
(as far as I know these aren't radioactive but I haven't messed with them too much, they can also be coupled with rockets
as you could probably guess and as far as I know are extremely useful for modular explosives)

2 misc
machine gun - manually reloaded, M2 browning style machine gun that is as far as I can tell the 2nd fastest firing in the game behind the rotary autocannon

rocket launcher - single use 4-rocket rocket pods that fire quick and do a lot of damage, they're great for helicopters

and around 4 small arms and 2 additional pieces of equipment
SMG - extremely high fire rate 40rnd gun
Rifle - medium fire rate 30rnd gun
Pistol - low fire rate 10(ish)rnd gun
spear gun - its a speargun

C4 - its literally C4
and one more that I forgot
theres also probably more stuff that I forgot

all and all this may sound like a lot but it becomes small relatively quickly, I still highly recommend it because I'm sure other people (and especially workshop creators) who are smarter than me are currently shaking their heads reading this because I'm just an idiot and don't know how to properly utilize them to make them fun

anyway yeah buy this DLC its good fun even with the (imo) small arsenal
Posted 19 October, 2021.
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