The first five to ten things in my wishlist are things I actually want.

HELLO! I'M LIKABLE! (or so I'm told)
Disclaimer Actual Wizard is magnificent. Wizard is also:

Okay.

A semi-dweeb.

A beacon of morals and charisma.

A total dweeb.

A regular heart-throb.

Someone who can cuddle.

Someone who refers to himself in third person.

A member of various secret circles.

A handsome abomination.

An occasional writer and/or gentleman of class.