Well
Kyle's mom's a ♥♥♥♥♥, she's a big fat ♥♥♥♥♥
She's the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ in the whole wide world
She a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥, if there ever was a ♥♥♥♥♥
She's a ♥♥♥♥♥ to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a ♥♥♥♥♥
On Tuesday she's a ♥♥♥♥♥
On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a ♥♥♥♥♥
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

[Eric Cartman, spoken]
Come on! You all know the words!

[Eric Cartman, kids]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' ♥♥♥♥♥, and she has stupid hair
She's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

[Eric Cartman]
♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
She's a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a ♥♥♥♥♥
And she's such a dirty ♥♥♥♥♥! (♥♥♥♥♥!)
Talk to kids around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi

(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier

(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was

(Swahili)
Yeye ni ♥♥♥♥♥ yote ya wavulana na wasichana

[Eric Cartman]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' ♥♥♥♥♥, and she has stupid hair
She's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
She's a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥!
Kyle's mom's a ♥♥♥♥♥
And she's such a dirty ♥♥♥♥♥!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
Big ol' fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, Kyle's mom