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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:44am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:11am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:36am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 1:15pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:49pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 1:20pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:49am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 2:04pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:58am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:26pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:11pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:41pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:51pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:08pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:31pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:16pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:35pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:56pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:15pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:37pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:40pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:53am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:16am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:24am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:00pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:35pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:03pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 12:14pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2020 @ 5:54pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2020 @ 3:54pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2020 @ 5:29pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 5:28pm