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Number 1 rule, do not trip on no hoe -Lil Uzi Vert (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 6:34)
I'll be back when Valve fixes this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game



my monitor is off : ah yes unreal, the badwater and upward spy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god

I LOST MY GLASSES AND I CANT SE : stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ being on every badwater server unreal holy ♥♥♥♥
I LOST MY GLASSES AND I CANT SE : unreal literally name your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kunai complain in chat because thats all everyone does

*DEAD* ♥♥♥♥ : ok you know what
*DEAD* ♥♥♥♥ : Im done for hte nigh
♥♥♥♥ : You've kicked me off tf2 congrats
♥♥♥♥ : just ♥♥♥♥ you man

Freyesh : we are not worthy, oh master of the original

*DEAD* (TEAM) Teadroo : How...unreal
*DEAD* -time : unreal just quake'd geel
*DEAD* -time : nice

*DEAD* ˢʳMedic-chan Ph.D : who runs DH with shotgun?!?

Paulsen : gay people use the original

*DEAD* f. but slightly thankful : awww you got a shotty
f. but slightly thankful left the game (Disconnect by user.)

*DEAD* Pearl : and unreal, i cant even be mad, that was top tier ♥♥♥♥

incandescent lightbulb : i was mad but holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. spy game is 'unreal'

Astroyd (astroyed) : try that ♥♥♥♥ again i dare you
*DEAD* Astroyd (astroyed) : i dont know how you do it dude

Vitiate : oh look its the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ backtracking spy
res : i just took a fat ♥♥♥♥ bro whats ur deal
Vitiate : i literally have a clip of you backtracking ♥♥♥♥♥♥
res : I give you full permission to upload this please, I beg you
Vitiate left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Big Lion : good
Big Lion : stop playing spy

Mart Jackson : imagine sweating that much and still losing
Mart Jackson : L

*DEAD* [O B S E R V E] : who are you guys
*DEAD* [O B S E R V E] : swipez and klown?
:# : shhhhhhh
the dueling spy : lol

*DEAD* ultimategamer4908 : chief is hacking. is immune to fire with kunai

My internet sucks! : and you probably hacker

Razor : Total facestab

nutz : interp ♥♥♥♥♥♥

(PARTY) Poptart cuck: i dont think i can do scout mge
(PARTY) Poptart cuck: my hands hurt too much

*DEAD* Eltaen : oh hey stabby
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ : yeah unreal is hacking red team



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Spy is the weakest class in the game, change my mind.


Ideas on Buffs/Nerfs/Etc


Ambassador:
The Spy is currently in a state competitive wise where he is completely useless, why chose Spy over a Sniper who could insta-kill anyone across the map? Ever since the Ambassador nerf, Spy has become the worst class in general, Ambassador was Spies only way to keep up with Sniper in competitive, so how would we fix the Ambassador? Obviously switch the current damage fall off, where the Ambassador falls of at 54 is where it should do 102 then start to fall off, the current Ambassador was abused too much with the nerf, other than the horrible damage fall-off it's in a good state.

TL;DR Change max fall off damage (which is 54) to do 102, then start to fall off after that.




The Dead Ringer

Dead Ringer, without a doubt is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ most garbage watch Spy has to offer, with the newest nerf, it's now completely useless unless you're going for epic meme trickstabs with the L'etrange and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up pubs. I don't know if this is just my nostalgia glasses on, but bring back the 2010 Dead Ringer, what I propose is to remove the speed boost from the Dead Ringer (don't get me wrong I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this feature), and bring the old 90% damage resistance (not exactly 90, lol maybe 75%). This made the Spy way more sneakier allowing Spy to survive Crockets to the face even letting you survive another backstab from a spy, nowadays the Dead Ringer is extremely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ predictable,exact reason why It's only used in pubs. Remove the fire resistance as well, because 90% damage resistance and fire resistance would be complete AIDs, I also might have allot of people disagree with me on this, but let us re-fill the Dead Ringer with ammo packs again. I propose that Small Ammo packs won't re-fill, but Medium and Large Ammo Packs will, Medium Ammo packs Re-Fill by only 25% while large only Re-Fills it by 35%. to combat Dead Ringer spams, such as instantly getting out of feign then instantly filling up your Dead Ringer again with a Full Ammo Pack, have it so upon De-cloaking early, it reduces the cloak to 25%.

TL;DR Bring old 90% damage resistance from 2010, remove fire resistance and speedboost, add the ability to re-fill Dead Ringer with ammo packs, Small Ammo packs won't re-fill at all, Medium Ammo packs will re-fill at 25% while Large Ammo Packs will re-fill at 35%, add upon de-cloaking early will reduce cloak to 25% to combat instant re-fill on cloak with ammo packs.



The Disguise Kit
The main thing that makes a Spy, a Spy but it's been the exact same since the game has came out (besides faster disguise speeds etc.) After 12 years, a Disguise won't fool anyone with above 500+ hours. Sure, you can get some sneaky disguise in the right positions with the right class but other than that disguises are gimmick, the only thing that will be fooled from your disguise is a Sentry Gun. So how do we improve the Disguise Kit? I've had this idea in my head for as long as I can remember, which is giving the Spy access to walk at the same speed he is undisguised, with any disguise, what I'm basically saying is, have a key bind that you can either hold or toggle, to walk at the spies normal speed with any disguise. Basically meaning walk at spys normal speed as a Heavy/Soldier/Demo/ETC. This would make the Spy way more unpredictable, being able to use Soldier disguises would be game changing to the spy, just simply activate the walk speed when someone isn't looking at you either as a heavy, then when they turn around go back to normal speed. This is super easy to spot but be very dangerous in the right hands, being able to fake Eyelander speed as the spy, or escape plan speed as Soldier already the possibilities are endless. Also, fix the broken ass disguise fake reloads and make a bind for a fake reload as well, no one wants to play with auto-reload off. Also let us hold it down to so we don't have to repeatedly tap it for something like reloading a sticky launcher or shotgun

TL;DR Give the spy the option to bind a key to walk at normal speed with any disguise. And fix broken disguise fake reloads also give us a bind for disguise fake reloads because nobody want's to play with auto-reload off, also give us the option to hold the bind down so we don't have to repeatedly tap to reload something like a sticky launcher or shotgun.
tags=raised_tail+blush 17 Jun @ 11:13am 
long live
satan 14 Apr @ 9:56pm 
miss u man, ncc til we die :REMAIN_Sleep:
doodle jeff johannsen 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21pm 
RIP A REAL ONE
razer 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12pm 
RIP to a brotha
satan 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am 
yo bro message me whenever u can
doodle jeff johannsen 6 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm 
RIP a real one.