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114 of 127 (90%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:23am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 11:56am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:12am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:09am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 8:11am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:31am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:20am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:10am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:57am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 8:31am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 8:16am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 5:51am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 8:39am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 8:03am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:46am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 9:29am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 8:00am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:09am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 8:36am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:37am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:28am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:25pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:25am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 10:13am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 7:40am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:51pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 12:08pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 9:07am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 9:58am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:23am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 10:26am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:38am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:33am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 10:37am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:14am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 1:51am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 12:05pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 10:23am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:38am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 9:51am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 12:11pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:07am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 1:58am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:12am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:17am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 10:40am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 10:57am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 5:21pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:29am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:30am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:38am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 5:00pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:58am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:09am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:47am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:43am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:05am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:56am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:35am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:10am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:16am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:15am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:37am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:00am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:51am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:49am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:51am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 1:41am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:49am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 4:16pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 5:23am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 6:46am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 6:54am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 3:29am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 3:20am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:23pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 3:36am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:16pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:23pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:50pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:40pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:29pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:01pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 2:34pm

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 7:08am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:19pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2016 @ 3:46pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 10:10am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 5:40am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 8:43am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 8:14am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 8:56am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 11:17am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 5:08am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 11:11am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 8:40am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 5:04am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 5:50am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 12:13pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 4:53am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 11:11am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 8:48am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 11:28am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 4:57am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 11:11am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 11:14am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 11:26am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 3:42am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 11:33am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 4:32am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 12:01pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 3:57am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 5:01am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 4:46am



Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.