van dijk: "excuse me sir have you got a £1 for the trolley?"
pinhead paul: "alright, virgil lad?"
pinhead paul: "are you virgil?"
van dijk: "yeah yeah yeah"
van dijk: "have you got a £1 for the trolley?"
pinhead paul : "yeh yeh yeh"
van dijk: "can you help me with it?"
pinhead paul: "yeh yeh yeh"
pinhead paul: " i seen you yesterday at the match"
van dijk: "did you?!"
pinhead paul: "i was there yesterday, im a big liverpool supporter"
van dijk: "ah, nice to hear man"
pinhead paul: "glad we won!"
van dijk: "nice to see you man"
pinhead paul: "when i seen you i was starstruck!"
van dijk : "nah dont be starstruck man!"
pinhead paul: *inaudible noise*
van dijk: "im gla... im glad you're happy"
pinhead paul: "im a season ticket holder at liverpool"
van dijk: "are you?"
pinhead paul: "i sit in the main stand"
van dijk: "well you know what?"
pinhead paul: "what?!"
van dijk: "we've got a letter from your brother ian"
pinhead paul: "yeh yeh yeh"
van dijk: "we have a little surprise for you"
pinhead paul: "good good"
van dijk: "so you have to come with us"
pinhead paul: "i can't, im at work"
van dijk: "you can, we make sure you can, yeah? you come with us"

The wonderful story of the ASDA carpark in Bootle, Liverpool