Recent reviews by tequila sunset

Один з найкращих шутерів про війну.

Гра вийшла в 2008 році.
Проходиш її вперше в 2024, бачиш в фіналі "To be continued" і розумієш, що сиквел так і не вийшов...

Не зрозуміло, чи то Юбісофт, чи то тупий Пітчфорд захотіли в 2012 році випустити дегенеративний кооперативний спін-оф серії, який загнувся у виробничому пеклі і здох, затягнувши з собою в безодню цілу франшизу. Сумно.

Легенда.

Прайс і компанія шуткували про "хороших" роzzіян задовго до того, як це стало мейнстрімом
От декілька фактів з гри про армію країни 404 відому як SUR:

- під час бойового зіткнення називають американців фашистами (lmao)
- використовують країну близького сходу в своїх інтересах
- вбивають цивільне населення
- ниють про експансію заходу та про своє билоє вєлічіє, кажуть, що американці окупанти (жирий привіт воякам інтернаціоналам, які зараз в курській області)
- їх танки успішно перехоплюють джавеліни...своїм єbalom
- все угруповання ультрправих націоналістів під крилом Захаєва- собаки які пішли воювати за гроші
- погрожують ядеркою наліво і направо (відчуваєте цю small pisun energy?)

Гра 2007 року, але актуальна як ніколи.

"We are going deep, and we are going hard" як то кажуть.

I opened my soul to the magical realism of Kyrat and wasn't disappointed. The story of Ajay's family leaves a memorable scar on my heart, it's touching and infinitely sad. Melancholic OST vibes perfectly suit the overall world design/story and complete it fully.

I only wish there was more to Golden Path story. The inner conflict of the nationalist group is something that deserves much more than just plain representation of orthodox and non-conformist radical points of view. I guess the absence of any "good" choices in the game, is a part of a plan, because... you know W said "Every patriot I know is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥", but lack of deepness for rebels affects the big picture and you don't feel frustraited in a "good writing" way at the end, you just hate GP and game gives you nothing to deal with this. It's just bad writing here, I think.

Open world is an addictive stealth-based sandbox from ubisoft at its peak, also when I get bored mayhem and bloodbath appear to be a solid option too. It was fun as hell. Far Cry formula never gets old.

Pagan Min is tremendously gorgeous btw. Love him. His overall appearance time in the game is a crime, I needed more!)

And the answer to meta-question of the game... You definitely should go, it's simply more fun :)

(DLC about Yeti sht never happened, period)

LMAO they spent time creating stealth mechanics, imagine?

Highly overhated

As a far cry spin-off - straightforward, little bit funny, intense (that's + and - at the same time) and short (tired of gigantic open world games? this isn't one)

A word about cashgrab based on resource mechanics - this trash shouldn't exist, unfortunately for ubisoft it's a norma. To make your statement with this situation, vote with your money, for example, never preorder ubisoft games and you better never spend money on time savers, I swear to god...

Anyway, there is no paywall in game (cashgrab trash is an option for those who want to save few hours to live in real world, what a bunch of losers), you become overpowered pretty quickly, 3-4 forts and 3-4 expeditions done and here you go.

Buy this only on sale and have fun

P.S.: main villains are soooo bad and boring, worst in the series, even mutants in the very first game was better, but one cutscene with them is actually badass

Also music is awesome

I like Overwatch 34 better

I hate this game so much, SO MUCH. Pure hatred boiling inside me after finishing this.. this....garbage
There is no category in the whole world for sorting this kind of waste. This...product shouldn't ever exist.

Filthy Frank made STFU, so thru this song, I could express my feelings towards this "game"

0 out of XIII

Тепер в мене є психічне порушення

It's boring, clunky, sterile af, stupid in a bad way, woke in a bad way, not sexy, anticlimactic in all ways.

Glad I didn't support this piece of parody on release.

However I was ready to ignore all the imperfections to see everything this game throws at me, because it gives me something around 15% of feeling, that this is a saints row game, and at the moment it was enough.
Until I saw a karaoke scene... This is NOT HOW WE DO IT

This is a culmination of all the problems with this game. Characters with 0 charisma doesn't look cool/funny when they sing and dancing. It's the most missed shot that I saw in games for years.

Volition, you most definitely deserve to be dead as devs, because you probably died inside long time ago

P.S.: nice character customisation tho