my favourite sauce is horny mustard

i would not eat haroons hairy arsehole but i would eat yours xD :3 x)

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that :)) Its really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I dont know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool shooting game with a lot of salty moments, but dont worry ill be there to hack for you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy I dont go out much haha i just play shower with my dad add me on skype we should talk more and you look really nice and fun xxx

Can you take my shift on 4th of August please? Front counter

same team but it feels just
a little bit different now

our game on the screen
but it don't sound the same

when i talked about you
all i did was just tear you down

now my heart breaks a little
when i see your name

it all just sounds like nOoooOO
mmm too young too noob to realise

that I
should've bought you m4s
and watched your back

should've gave you all my pistols
when i had the chance

take you to every tunnel
cause all you wanted to do was kill

now my teammates are missing
cause theyre playing with another team

can you take my shift on the 17th of feb