Recent reviews by temabuzz

Honestly, playing Dota 2 has turned my brain into a soggy potato. I used to be a somewhat intelligent human being, but after countless matches, I now find myself unable to hold a simple conversation or remember where I left my keys. My IQ has dropped so much that even my pet goldfish looks smarter than me.
The game is like a never-ending test of patience and sanity. One minute you're confidently pushing mid, and the next you're flaming your teammates for not warding properly—because apparently, that's more important than winning. And don't get me started on the "strategic" decisions made by players who think "teamfight" means "everyone run in blindly and hope for the best."
Thanks to Dota 2, I now have an impressive collection of swear words and a deep understanding of how to blame others for my own mistakes. My social life has suffered; I now communicate exclusively through memes and rage-typed messages.
In conclusion, if you want to turn your brain into mush and develop a new appreciation for the art of losing your mind, Dota 2 is the perfect game for you. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you!
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