Tyrone Biggums's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:29pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 8:13pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:53pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 8:17pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 8:27pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:55pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 9:19pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 10:08pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 9:02pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 11:28pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 12:17pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2017 @ 4:05pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 5:32pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 10:06pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 9:51pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 9:11pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 12:20pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 10:52pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 11:33am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 10:46pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 8:57pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2017 @ 6:43pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 9:51pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 10:54pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 8:10pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 8:12pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:52pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:57pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 7:06pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:35pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:38pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 7:07pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 10:37pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 10:24pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:50pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 9:37pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 8:43pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2017 @ 4:06pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 5:36pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 6:30pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

23 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

21 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

5 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

90 / 5,000