MR. TETEREW's Jazzpunk: Director's Cut Achievement Progress

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11 of 24 (46%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2016 @ 1:48pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2016 @ 1:32pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2016 @ 1:43pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2016 @ 9:56am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2016 @ 10:04am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2016 @ 9:58am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2016 @ 10:42am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2016 @ 10:39am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2016 @ 11:07am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2016 @ 10:19am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

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