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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 1:20pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 3:00pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 3:18pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 2:57pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 6:32pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 3:35pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 4:21pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 4:23pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 5:01am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 6:16pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 2:40am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 1:26pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 12:54pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 5:17pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 3:36pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 2:58pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:54pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 6:38pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 1:25pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 11:55am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 2:49pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 2:46pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 3:04pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 12:50pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 3:20pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 4:16pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 3:45pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 12:42pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 4:19pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 12:55pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 4:41pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 3:57pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 12:42pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 6:03pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 2:23pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:25am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 1:05pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 4:27pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 12:45pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 3:04pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 2:19pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 7:35am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 2:52pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 6:08am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 6:44am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 7:40am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 7:07am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 3:56pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 7:53am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 7:31am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 8:05am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 7:00am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 8:07am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 3:46pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 3:48pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 8:18am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 3:42pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 3:58pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 5:17pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 3:55pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 4:21pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 4:04pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 6:59am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 8:37am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 6:17am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 10:43am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 3:23pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 4:09pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 10:07am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 2:37pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 7:01am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 6:42am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 3:04pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 3:07pm

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 4:07pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 12:18pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 12:55pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 2:53pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 1:32pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 8:39am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2016 @ 1:17pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 11:55am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 8:35am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 4:26am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 1:20pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 4:30am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2016 @ 1:46pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 8:27am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 1:17pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2016 @ 1:17pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2016 @ 1:22pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 9:36am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2016 @ 2:02pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2016 @ 1:38pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 5:14am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2016 @ 1:03pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 11:37am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 2:21pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2018 @ 3:57pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2016 @ 2:19pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 2:32pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 11:32am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 11:54am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 5:24am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2018 @ 2:12pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2016 @ 2:38pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 3:30pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2016 @ 1:47pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

BFF

Lick a friend

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.