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Ghey.

I'm telling you folks, nerds are one of the most dangerous groups in this country, because they end up running things. But they still hate everybody, because they weren't the jocks in high school. So they play little dirty games on everybody. They use their brains to hurt people. And I'm aware of them. OK? I see you, you little rats!
The Alex Jones Show, 2013.

*does terribly lewd things to your comment wall*

Huskybutts need more skunkbuttery. -slathers some on his comment wall-

There. Mission accomplished.

And... -ninja-skunks awaaaay- ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴

*rubs his face all over the comment wall*