can i get a signature

dead

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player XD

dry cereal ♥♥♥

desire.

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the return?

https://youtu.be/6ISEzLP4tsA

Machine Lord

[1:00 PM]
GCX teejay:
:(
global war
global pandemic
global warming

[1:01 PM]
sue:
global potato shortage

AFC terrorist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIKAQkZMXNA

Nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpG8I5RuCUI

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-reputation.

u need help.

bro when ti?

To infinity… and beyond

"i think you dropped something"
"huh"
"your standards
hi im teejay"

"so how many people?"
"10"
"oh that's as many fingers as i have"
"oh that's one less"
"wha-"

"oh no whats on my table
oh its a booger"

"i think he's playing faceit that's why"
"oh..
wait
17-6??"
"overtime i guess"
"...that's not how overtime works"
".."

"but i don't want to play if ur tummy still hurts"
"it doesnt"
"how do you know that"
"what"
"how do you know that"
"....."
"see... you don't know"

"HEY YOU KNOW LAST YEAR I HAD SOMETHING INDIAN EVERYDAY
I HAD CHINESE CHICKEN"

"imagine a korean saying malay words"
"shibal lah"
"no-
korean-
korean sAYING malay words"
"i dont know how to speak korean so i cant help you there"
"wha-
KOREAN SAYING MALAY WORDS"

"wanna hear the meme now"
"what"
"so theres hyundai
bandai
and unclebendai"
"wait huh"
"the spide-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

you try not having your O key not work for 3 days HUH
you'll forget all about the letter O!

"we"
"oh i thought you said oui, like the french word"
"wait what"
"yeah like the french word, Q-U-I?"
"YOU MEAN O-U-I???"

"daddyyy"
"i don't even say that to u and u say that to me"
"if i was a girl that would be the kind of girl i'd be"

https://imgur.com/a/2EEWU50

"it's Teejay with a capital H and then TeejayHira with a capital H"

"chris evans"
"oh chris evans was in that?"
"oh i meant chris hemsworth, same same la both chris"
'no..one looks like ryan reynolds one looks like thor"
"huh"
"yeah you go see"
"chris hemsworth is thor"
"..oh"

"want to see something disgusting"
"wha-
what is this
wha-
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"i wanna go see if there's barely downstairs"
"bali is in indonesia"
"...."
"HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY"

"u throw the plate on the floor, u say sorry, then become fixed or not"
"my house use paper plate one :("

"sadochist...?"
"what? sadochist??"
"wait wait what's the opposite of masochist..."
"sadist??????"
"oh..."

"omg i just found a deathnote"
"what the ♥♥♥♥???"
"no i mean it literally says death note"
https://pastebin.com/MH0xfFNG

"if you don't get food within the next hour im getting you mcdonalds"
"no"
"NO BUTS"
"i didn't even say but"
".."

"reminds me of that the rock movie"
"what movie?"
"san francisco?"
"huh"
"wait let me find it"
"you mean san andreas"

*sings theme song of handy manny*
teejay: i only know that part that goes come on vamanos
"come on vamanos, everybody lets go
..
isn't that dora the explorer"

5:29 PM - teej♥y: but these ones always have the weird smell right
5:30 PM - sue: i
5:30 PM - sue: i dont smell my eraser man

you converted me into a kboo now i convert you

"i admit im a kboo"

Teejay has been hailed as one of the most toxic people in the community. Trying to turn over a new leaf and attain the status of Friendliest Player, he tries his best to justify bad plays with the player's low intellect. Will he succeed in lying to himself or will the truth prevail? Find out in the next installment of Teejay Chronicles.

"CARROT RING"
"what are those?"
"...."
"what are carrot rings?"
"....i meant super rings"

SUPPER TIME: INDO MIE

https://i.imgur.com/epPjEeG.gifv

you: wanna watch this video
me: ooooh
you: ok i link
me: i never say i wanna watch also
you: you never say no but i know when you say no you mean yes
gothmog: uh teejay..that's a good way to get jailed

+rep pro gamer