So, for the last 7.5 seconds i've really been messed up. My friend, call him Icky, made a bad call and it was fatal. I met this guy 8 life cycles ago when he was a bee and i was a tree. He was my everything, my friend, my soulmate, my mom, my dad, my car, my tv, my pc, my god, my dog, my housekeeper, you get it. So 8 seconds ago Icarus flew too close to the sun which is irrelevant as he was in a plane and had a stroke. I was right next to him so i quickly took his phone, deleted my messages, renamed me into jessica and sent texts to him saying he has a huge dong and ♥♥♥♥♥ like a locomotive. Then i called for help, they guessed he was dead and we burned his body in the cockpit like a true viking.

Just had to vent. RIP

where were u wen dr. cadaverific die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“cadaverific is kil”

“no”

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