Wuu, went straight out of dogtown. Skateboarding, surfin’ it up. Before I say anything else, I want to say no matter what you done, you deserve respect. Even if you make mistakes, you loveable, and it doesn’t matter your looks, skills, your age, your size, or anything, you’re worthwhile. No one can ever take that away from you.

Now, this stuff right here, I was driving and I uh bfff – I was in the passenger side of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥’s car, and he comes over on there. He was over by the recycling center. He says, “Oh, when I was in the Virgin Islands, thirty years old on a business trip, I I uh I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this fourteen year old.”

I was like, “You what?”

He’s like, “I raped this fourteen year old.” He starts crying, gives me a big hug.

He’s like this ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ three hundred pound guy. I’m like, “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! He must be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, man. Like, what’s he talking about?” I didn’t take him seriously at first.

He comes driving down this way, he’s like, “You know what? I’ve come to realize, I’m Jesus Christ, and I can do anything I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want to, and watch thi . . .” Bam! And he smashed into this ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ guy right there, pinned him in between that ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ truck, and so I ♥♥♥♥♥♥’, I hop out, I look over, the guy’s pinned there.

I mean, like, freight train riders know this, like, if you get pinned between something, do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ move that ♥♥♥♥, otherwise you bleed out. Like, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’ I ran in, I grabbed the keys. He’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ sitting there like nothing even happened, and, like, ♥♥♥♥♥♥’, like that.

If he had started driving that car around again, man, there would have been a hell of a lot of bodies around here.

♥♥♥♥♥♥’ I hop on out, and so, I grab the bag. I threw it over by that pole right there, and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ buddy gets out and there’s these two women are trying to help him. He runs up and he grabs one of them, man. Like a guy that big can snap a woman’s neck like a pencil stick.

So I ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ ran up behind him with a hatchet. Smash. Smash. SU-MASH! Ye . .