In my 11 minutes of this game gracing my personal computer. I have never had more fun in my life. I am so happy to be the literal only person on this game on earth (maybe the martians play it) I am a 37 year old stay at home son to my obese mother, and this has made me learn to take care of her more.

Furthermore, my great step-father (who beats my obese mother) walked in on me playing this game. He proceded to dap me up and say he's proud of me. I almost cried. Before I could be too happy about this profound accomplishment I remembered that he beats my (obese) mother.

When I found this out. I remembered, the frying pan stuffed in my underwear. I proceeded to leave my cave for the first time in 18 years. and teach my non obese great step-father a lesson. He beat me instead.

Nick, I would love to post a review for you on my tiktok page: scottykfitness. Please enquire at my email address teawithtobi@gmail.com.

Thank you,
Tobi