I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your #1 Contendership. Thank you for being so understanding.

You know, I never realized how accurate that definition of "Gert-i" is in relation to Cpt. Crief vs in the real world.

Well, happy half-birthday to you!

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE BEST FROM THE CHEESE TRAY?

When all else fails, Burn it!

Can it be possible to stack so many rocks on top of each other that they would eventually make a huge boulder?