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Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!

I wish I was Indian. I hate being trapped in this shell of "good behavior" imposed on me by a cucked society, this prison that forbids me from being honest with women and expressing who I really am. Every time I see an Indian messaging a random white girl from a country thousands of miles away on facebook just to say "hello dear I suck on your t its" I think, f uck, I wish I could just say that to women too. Imagine being so honest. The girl replies "umm gross lol" or something but she still replied. She still knows you want to tickle her with your thick Indian moustache. No matter how brief, there was a meeting of souls between you, she knows that you know that she knows that you want to suck on her wonderful t its and call her beautiful, the urge is dispensed and done with on your part, and now you can get back to your important work.

Instead I'm imprisoned in a KEK society where I have to pretend women showing me their asscheeks and wearing skin-tight clothing is normal.

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