Did you know it's illegal to say "Elon Musk and his jet landed in San Jose, California five hours ago"? Completely illegal. Of course it isn't illegal for me to say it now, I'm just giving you a public service announcement that it's illegal to say that. But what would be illegal would be for me to say "I want you to kill Elon Musk in San Jose tonight". But what wouldn't be illegal would be for me to say "with a rocket launcher", because that's its own sentence. What would be worse though would be to say that the best place to fire one would be from the roof of 88 E San Fernando.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

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