Cheese nutz

Me, watching Cars 3 for the 98926299th time: God ,The plot is so much better when you aren't gaping my ass.

have you ever eate an bana

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a femboy. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect femboys. Especially femboys in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on Steam and we can play some games together. We could play Genshin, Genshin, maybe even a little Genshin. Also add me xXxGayxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day my love.
Also I DM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

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IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%, bye ♥♥♥♥♥

(*/ω＼*)(●'◡'●)╰(*°▽°*)╯(^///^)^_^^_^☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ᓚᘏᗢಥ_ಥ(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠ:-(:-P(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞(¬‿¬)☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(⊙_⊙;)(⊙_⊙;) i hate white people

let's say, hypothetically, that i went to the movie theater, and the movie i was watching happened to be three hours long. for the sake of the argument, i am about halfway through watching the movie, and i have to go to the bathroom. based on what's happening on screen, i can determine that an important scene is coming up, and that i need to see it if i want to understand the plot. what's stopping me from pissing in the drink cup they gave me for my dr. pepper? if i can do it quietly enough, no one is going to be able to notice what i'm doing, and, in my honest opinion, pissing in the drink cup is a much better alternative to using the bathroom, since i would've missed an important plot point had i chosen to do so. lastly, no one would have to clean it up afterwards, since it's all contained within the drink cup, which is meant to be disposed of after the movie anyways, and, as a result, will not affect the theater staff in any way whatsoever.

Catch me dancing in the soap aisle, because my moves are clean B^)

Listen here you little ♥♥♥♥♥ i want you to put me in a pantyless headlock and till i run out of air you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queen, ♥♥♥♥ you <3

My wet dreams involve dropping you head first down some stairs you wank stain

Sometimes i drink lube just to make my butt hole all slippy so when i take a massive crap it just slip and slides in the bowl like tony hawk till it does a sick flip and shoots out from between my legs and hits the wall, god i love america.

+rep nice and patient trader

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

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Well you see, i'll happily take that ;))

If you don't stop ♥♥♥♥ posting on my profile i'm going to force you to talk to Liam every day for the rest of your life you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

Adding for trade :)

Adding for trade :)

You know when you hang your leg over the bed its gets eaten by monsters? what happens if you hang your ♥♥♥♥♥ over the edge, does it get eatten?

What the frick, did steam censor my super coolio comment? man what the heck those were some neato sweeto comments. :( this place is wack

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WTF

Dude i just got a killer idea, what if we both filled a vacum cleaner with ♥♥♥ then switched it onto blow, it would be like playing splatton in real life, we could splat your brother!

What if you like, rode the ♥♥♥♥ but like, your vagina makes armpit fart noises?? mood killer or kink master?

You spam this profile but not mine </3

You only love me for my jekini (jean bikini) you've broken my jart (jean heart)

What if space is just diet air so like instead of sugar is got reduced breathable sugar and thats why you die, not because you can't breath but because your body shuts down from the sudden
lack of sugar you are getting from no longer breathing your sugared air???

Life is just one big Yeehaw then you die.

taken out of context ♥♥♥ this idiot

10:07 PM - ❥ Soliora: I JUST WANNA CALL PEOPLE FILTHY ABBOS!!!

Some day i hope to get hit by a car and get brain damage and forget who you are, because then your memes might be funny again.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"
U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Its clearly the mother asking you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mong, ♥♥♥♥ outta here with your child riddles

何？？？

why viddy gaem....
spensive.............

Are you Harambes enclosure? I'll put a kid inside you anyday.

"Sleep well slut" - Sir Daddy

ur a trap :^)

looove u !

There’s a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain with you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways I can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually, and in all other aspects. Shall we start with our physical aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in server ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography in of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in then to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship.

You aren't a real gamer untill you learn how to boil an egg.

no u

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (/ /•/ω/•/ /)/ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you (/ω╲) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3c” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!! ( * ^ヮ^ * ) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(òロó)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like “uwaaa~!” (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●’Д’●) ・:*:・

-Rep, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser didn't know about star wars blue milk, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

wax on wack off?

Shoot the jizz and out you is