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Recent reviews by DoctorMurderPhD

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32.9 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
Sure, it's difficult to grasp. And I'm still trash at it, but it's decently engaging and a fun game to boot. Now if only Paradox would fix the launcher or remove it so not everyone hated it, It would be a 5 star review. So far, I give it a 4.3/5
Posted 13 April, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
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4.2 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Sure, it's not a game.
But what it IS is a trippy experience through a mind altering field of computer integrated drugs.
Kinda like getting high or tripping on LSD without them nasty side effects and legal issues.
I'd recommend.
Posted 5 February, 2017.
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9 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
This game terrifies me.
Being a musician, sound design in a game is critical for me, especially horror games.
And this games Sound design is THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME.
Every sound you make is the only way you can see.
And there just happen to be... things out to kill you if you make too much noise.
So pick this up, where headphones and have fun...and watch out for red...
Posted 4 February, 2017.
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76.5 hrs on record (73.4 hrs at review time)
A really good PC port of the original mobile game, with updated graphics, sounds and gameplay.
If you enjoy strategy, this is a title I would HIGHLY reccomend.
Plus it has zombies.
And genetically evolved primates.
And zombies.
And mind control worms.
ASnd zombies.
And a TON of user created content.

Did I mention zombies?
Posted 4 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
6.7 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
This game...is panic and laughs in an explosive casing
laced with TNT and coated in Nitroglycerin
with a password lock attached to a timed C4 explosive.
In short, a blast.


I'm not sorry.
Posted 4 February, 2017.
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2.6 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
This game is very calming.
It can also be very rage-inducing.
But then, it forces you to be calm, because what angry person can tap or click precisely ONCE every second ON every second?
If you say you couldn't, you're normal.
If you said you could, you're lying and should stop lying.
10/10 would reccomend.
Posted 4 February, 2017.
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7.6 hrs on record
So...this is a game about hitting balls.
And hitting your friends with balls.
And hitting your family, enemies, neighbors, government, aliens...
With balls.
8/8 balls
Posted 20 January, 2017.
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4.7 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
It's ridiculously simple.
And that's the whole point.
Honestly, replayable and just fun for how little there is in the actual game.
And the price is perfect!
Posted 18 January, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.0 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Remember the old days of Halo: Combat Evolved?
This game is essentially that with less realism and more screencheating.
The only way you can see the other players is to Screencheat.
This game is great for parties, online or locally.
So yes, definitely reccomended.
Posted 18 January, 2017.
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2.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I built a catapult. It exploded into a thousand pieces.
10/10 would do it again.
Posted 19 May, 2015.
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