Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Salam brother. Remember when in childhood we went to computers, when we did not have money, we did push-UPS with the boys in front of the admin. How many times I did push-UPS - I got so many free minutes on computers. Only you didn't do push-UPS, but went out with the admin to the toilet, after that you played the most, we envied you...

you smell like queef...