r/penismouth

Happy TAX Day sluts 🤑💰💃 find 🔎 all ur ACCUNTS 😼😽 and ROLLOVER ↩️🍑for that 🇭&🇷 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😇 Uncle Sam🎩🇺🇸 will leave u GROSS🤢 IN 💦 ♥♥♥ 💦🫦 and PENALIZE😈🍆 u for PREMATURE⏱️ DISTRIBUTION 💦💦 if ur cut✂️🍆? pay 💸 the EXCISE TAX😂😈

its been a year daddy 👄🥳💀💀I really really miss you 😂🙂🙂🐜 mommy says you're safe now 🗣👵🏼🧠 in a beautiful place called heaven 🧑🏽‍🦼💅🏼💆🏻we had your favorite dinner tonight 🐻‍❄️👩‍👧🙅🏼‍♀️and I ate it all up 👅🍆 even though I don't like carrots 🥕🥸 I learned how to swim this summer 😣🐛and I can even open my eyes when I'm underwater 🐳👻 can you see me? 👿🤑👎🏼 I miss you daddy🤧🤧🤧💀🛬🎆🌆🪦

🇧🇻💦Its CUMstitutionday!💦🇧🇻 Put on your best PULnad😫 and get ready for cumking Haralds👑 apperance in the royal SLUTs balcony!🇧🇻🏰 Yummy ice cream🍦 and pavlUwU🍰 to each and everyone of Whoreways loyal citizens! 😈Hipp hipp whoray!🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻

📅Yestewday↩️, Decembew 7️⃣, 1941—a 📅date which wiww✅ wive📜 in 📛🚫infamy📛🚫—the 🇺🇸United😎 🇺🇸States😎 of 🇺🇸Amewica😎💪💪💪 was 🙀suddenwy🙀 and 😾dewibewatewy😾 attacked 💰by💱 da 🌅navaw🚢 and 🌬aiw🛩 🛫fowces✈️🛬 of da 🏭empiwe🏛 of➡️ 🇯🇵Japan🗾.

💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never loose you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅