a settlement needs your help. i'll mark it on your map

Never stopped him going to the pub, though. No, he was well enough to do that. Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ironing board. His hooter's around here, his railings all over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ place.

hey i heard theres a pervert in the area so im here looking around for clues 100%its not me for sure for sure

​A woman goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “I’m sorry but you have contracted Wuhan Flu.” The woman stares at the doctor with disbelief, “That’s not possible. I bought two hundred toilet rolls.”

TOUCH ME, DONT TOUCH ME BWO
TOUCH ME, DONT TOUCH ME BWO
TOUCH ME, DONT TOUCH ME BWO

I'm the best there's no moaning.
Off the road in my Shogan.
Fatty let me grab on the fanny with legs open.
Tryna get the transit van from that showroom...

Slam it down a bit.
Get a bit of quiver, and I rub it around the clit.
Pick her little brother up, throw him around a bit.
Tell her dad "♥♥♥♥ you n'all" get out of it!

How bout dat? How bout dis?
Got a funny old stain up the side of my wrist
cuz the fake rolex from the fella called chris
catapult blow your brains if you ever try and take the piss

How much skill do you have?

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I like how this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ left this community due to music taste
how retarded can you be to do such a thing
when people know that MUSIC TASTES ARE ALWAYS DIFFERENT

I got holes in my legs
JAGER in the keg
Balding on my scalp
Figure it out
Yeah I grope your wife
Or I'll toss your dog
Pissing on the couch
My head's in a fog

So no head?

hello can you add me please good luck

figure it out dude

pleaaaseee unblock me ppeaeaasseee I just want to play roblox peaasee

-rep smokes roll up under the bedsheets

Oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥

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Doing my homework!
✏️📝✏️📝✏️📝✏️📝

-rep likes to roleplay a gay GERMAN fleet ensign








probably a nazi

I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball
I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spend it all
If I could find that Heina and that Sancho that she's found
I'd pop a cap in Sancho and I'd slap her down

I gotta find gate D9
It looks like I'll be fine
'Til I figured out that I queued in the wrong line
So I gotta go back with the terminals packed
I'm about to have a panic attack
Put me in a wheelchair, get me to the gate now
Because I need to be there, if I'm not in the air
In about T minus 15, I'mma have to go and hijack a machine

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(҂`_´) -NOPE,SON GET BACK IN YOUR BEDROOM
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u got idiot friend but you stay a good person, hope you get a nice life! Love you <3

There was a young man of Mauritius,
who said "Your c*nt looks rather suspicious."
All green and decayed,
You should have been spayed.
Though the odour itself is delicious

-rep big piss playing joking doped of weed ..

You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
There's only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
'Cause I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can't go wrong

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Hello, I'm cleaning my friends list and I noticed we don't talk much.
If you feel like we are going to talk or play together in the future, feel free to add me back.
Other than that I hope you have a wonderful day!

"look at this golf ball, now check out this hose and what i can do with it" - Gril 2017

+rep, knows how to suck like a pro

What can I say except "you're welcome"?
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy!

+rep Grill