I hope he's doing well in life, haven't heard from him in 1843 days

Day 1 as a sandwich dispenser in Team Fortress 2.
At first things seemed grim, potential sandwich requestees would fire first, inspect body and sign later.

Day 2 as sandwich dispenser in Team Fortress 2.
Most would still shoot me, then come over to read my sign, a few caught on and urged others to listen, but to no avail.

Day 3 as a sandwich dispenser in Team Fortress 2.
Over the course of 2 hours, gradually potential sandwich requestees learned and went from carefully approaching me and then beating me into a squishy pulp with rakes and flopping fish, to coming to me requesting sandwiches when they were in a dire situation and forcefully removing any of those that would otherwise harm the sandwich dispenser.

Day 4 as a sandwich dispenser in Team Fortress 2.
Coming Soon...

They're going to have to glue you back together, in mayo!

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V--They were filthy frank jokes/references--V

Oh, running joke between Putin and I.