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Paris, Ile-de-France, France 
Chris: Uh, Dad, maybe we should just give up. I mean, we've tried everything
Peter: Well, we almost got that one for insect study. [cut to Peter & Chris watching a rich family eat]
Peter: Look Chris, it's a whole family of WASPs.
Rich Father: My Margaret, what a sub-par ham.
Rich Mother: Perhaps I can't bake a ham, but what I can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table. [pause]
Rich Father: [to daughter] Patty, did you know your mother is a ♥♥♥♥♥?
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I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS.
Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
-- Lawrence Foard, entropy@world.std.com
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"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
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* LG loves czech girls.
<vincent> LG: do they have additional interesting "features" other girls don't have? ;)
-- #Debian
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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
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