Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
ㅤ* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
ㅤ* As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, "Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!"
Sid looked up and replied, "I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!

You freakin' weeb

+Rep good guy!

+rep Good guy, great trader!