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"Well, I give up. What's the catch?" -Fry
"Oh, no catch. Although we are, technically, in New Jersey." -Real estate
agent
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Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have
more lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice.
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Die, v.:
To stop sinning suddenly.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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hard, adj.:
The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those
of other people.
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I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept.
--- Calvin
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They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were ignorant of only ordinary things.
(Equal rites)
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Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon returning from a dance.
"What happened?"
"I was struck by the beauty of the place."
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