Two agents, one KGB one CIA, meet for a friendly drink in a bar:
"I have to admit, I'm always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up," the CIA agent says.
"Thank you," the KGB agent says. "We do our best but truly, it's nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them."
The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. "Thank you friend, but you must be confused... There's no propaganda in America."
"Exactly."

It's chewsday innit bruv

We have a really gorgeous bike, don't we?

Nah, only got the plankton

ew

Imagine being french