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Melodramatic Toe 2023 年 4 月 14 日 下午 8:45 
Two agents, one KGB one CIA, meet for a friendly drink in a bar:
"I have to admit, I'm always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up," the CIA agent says.
"Thank you," the KGB agent says. "We do our best but truly, it's nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them."
The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. "Thank you friend, but you must be confused... There's no propaganda in America."
"Exactly."
TinTin 2022 年 12 月 5 日 下午 2:28 
It's chewsday innit bruv
TinTin 2022 年 10 月 10 日 上午 1:27 
We have a really gorgeous bike, don't we?
Melodramatic Toe 2022 年 10 月 9 日 下午 7:13 
Nah, only got the plankton
808Nu 2022 年 5 月 20 日 下午 5:39 
ew
TinTin 2022 年 5 月 20 日 上午 1:52 
Imagine being french :steamthumbsdown:
Melodramatic Toe 2022 年 5 月 19 日 下午 8:07 
Why did the French ghost smell so bad? Because he was covered in sheet
Melodramatic Toe 2022 年 3 月 17 日 下午 6:28 
It is genuinely demonic how the corporate lobby for Big Sodomy managed to commandeer the rainbow as its symbol
808Nu 2022 年 2 月 14 日 下午 6:04 
cheeky
TinTin 2022 年 1 月 1 日 下午 7:39 
Imagine getting your bike stolen by a poor man
Melodramatic Toe 2021 年 12 月 28 日 下午 5:12 
So I was at the store buying some frozen pizza, some pop tarts and some fruit. The cashier looks at me and goes:
'You must be single,'
'Oh, how did you know that?'
'Because you're ugly'
Melodramatic Toe 2021 年 11 月 18 日 上午 6:05 
I just found out that LGBTs are aliens pretending to be human and manipulating us...

Be Aware, Be Alert, Protect Yourself
Melodramatic Toe 2021 年 7 月 5 日 上午 12:57 
Cool and Normal!™
ChilledChorizo 2021 年 5 月 19 日 下午 6:12 
He turned himself into a pickle! The funniest ♥♥♥♥♥ i've ever seen
Morgsta78 2021 年 2 月 9 日 下午 12:06 
He's so blind he falls up the stairs
Morgsta78 2020 年 1 月 5 日 上午 7:32 
Vacuums the porksword of a person who enjoys licking their computer for a living