Recent reviews by TacoTownUSA

Play this. Yesterday.

I will never recommend any game or piece of media that both has massive hacking problems and pushes identity politics over being inclusive to all. Pride tags are fine, but making the one for straight people both mocking and cost $9999 is both petty and insane. Even without that, you made a game that can have an 18+ tag, there are going to be ERP servers. Don't make the easiest way to tell if someone is going to be interested locked behind an endgame account.

Besides, mocking a group is a great way to never get them to accept you.

EDIT:
To all of the people commenting here about how I'm a "Snowflake" and that I "Should learn to feel neglected and erased", thanks for proving my point.

I started playing the Submachine series at Submachine 5: The Root. After beating it over the course of a week during free computer time at school, I immedietely went back and played the rest of them. From then on, I played the new games the day they came out, and usually beat them 4 or 5 days later, after a marathon of the rest of the previous games. As such, I hold the entire series very near to my heart. While the classic sound effects not being the default is disappointing, the gameplay, storyline, visuals, and soundtrack of Submachine still stand strong. It's not going to be for everyone, but for fans of point-and-click puzzle games there's no series greater in my opinion.

♥♥♥♥ the Game Awards, they snubbed this game and had the gall to humiliate McPig and whoever was with him.

i pizza'd the tower and have zero regerts. 38/2 best game of all 2023.

also i'm in t he credits yell heah.



In all, 100% seriousness, I was following the Pizza Tower development since near the start. Got in the patreon early and played most of the beta branches. I still have the old soundtrack, back when it was on Sauceman's bandcamp. I love this game, and everyone should play it.

Amazing.

Epic games store account required

As a longtime fan of the Submachine series, I had pretty high expectations going into this. And now that I've finished it, I can wholeheartedly say that yes, it was worth the wait. Be warned for new players though, if you're not used to Skutnik's puzzle style, expect to get stuck. However, the beautiful visuals and music, along with how brilliant you feel when you figure out a puzzle, is certainly worth it. Price might be a but high though, maybe grab it n a sale, or if the soundtrack gets added.

I killed god and it wasn't a JRPG, 10/10

100/10 I want Malina to complain about the Command & Conquer remake to me

FIX THE DAMM CHEATING PROBLEM, IT'S MAKING THE GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNPLAYABLE.