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"Every masterpiece has it's cheap copy, and every modern video game title is a shameless copy of the incredible elements found in the hit indie game hazard versus" - Aristotle and Plato

“hazard versus” is a thrilling retelling of the classical “hazard” story that every household around the world grew up with. Possibly the greatest video game adaptation of a video game of all time, hazard versus goes above and beyond with all and every single feature. End sentence.

Story:
John triangle (Voiced by Chris Pratt) has committed multiple felonies and was caught drug trafficking. And
alongside his silly friends, it is his goal to run away from the FBI and CIA (the other players). This alternative story somehow beats the legendary classical video game “geometric hazard avoidance”, in which it was adapted from. The plot continues to unfold in a way that probably can rewrite the art of gamemaking and storytelling itself. Possibly the greatest twist of all time is contained in this game - something that you should experience yourself. The way the story is delivered in a way which allows the audience to interpret the story by themselves is absolutely ingenious.

Art:
Possibly the worst aspect of the game, I was heavily disappointed to find out that there were limited customizations for my characters. Of course, there were the presets of colours such as blue red or any hex of your choice and of course the LGBTQ colour just to name a few. But I was heavily disappointed with the lack of skins. Or perhaps alternative styles to current characters with allows for the exposure of more skin. (Whilst an argument can be made John triangle is all skin, explicit nudity would be a great addition to the game to give it a more raw, unfiltered feel.)

Gameplay:
Shockingly good. Simple to understand. Incredibly original. I would not change a thing about it. This game was great fun with friends and family, with the multiplayer functionality where we all played in the "big balls" map.

Music:
The game is made for the "built different" among us. If you are unable to handle insane greatness or intensely emotional scenes, this game is not made for you. I hear even a second of the hazard versus OST, I break down into tears. Anyone who is in a 50 metre radius will all started sobbing and probably cause a minor flooding.

Value:
I got this game when there was a 40% sale. Shocking. The value of this game is incredible. Surprised this does not have an attached AAA game price.

reminded me of the The Rise and Fall of Ancient Roman Civilization: c. 753 BCE – 476 CE (Italy)

this game gave me carpel tunnel

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"Every masterpiece has it's cheap copy, and Mario cart was the cheap copy of the incredibly successful and beautiful game of Garfield Kart" - Sun Tzu
Garfield Cart is a thrilling retelling of the classical "Garfield" story that every household around the world grew up with. Possibly the greatest video game adaptation of a popular comic of all time, Garfield goes above and beyond with all and every single feature.

Story:
Garfield (Voiced by Chris Pratt) has committed multiple felonies and was caught drug trafficking. And
alongside his silly friends, it is his goal to run away from the FBI and CIA. This alternative story somehow beats the legendary classical comic "Garfield", in which it was adapted from. The plot continues to unfold in a way that probably can rewrite the art of gamemaking and storytelling itself. Possibly the greatest twist of all time is contained in this game - something that you should experience yourself. The way the story is delivered in a way which allows the audience to interpret the story by themselves is absolutely ingenious.

Art:
Possibly the worst aspect of the game, I was heavily disappointed to find out that there were no customizations for my characters. Of course, there were the presets of Jon, Odie and of course Garfield to name a few. But I was heavily disappointed with the lack of skins. Or perhaps alternative styles to current characters with allows for the exposure of more skin.

Gameplay:
Shockingly good. Simple to understand. Incredibly original. I would not change a thing about it. This game was great fun with friends and family, with the multiplayer functionality where we all played in the "big balls" racetrack.

Music:
The game is made for the "built different" among us. If you are unable to handle insane greatness or intensely emotional scenes, this game is not made for you. I hear even a second of the Garfield Kart OST, I break down into tears. Anyone who is in a 50 metre radius will all started sobbing and probably cause a minor flooding.

Value:
I got this game when there was a 90% sale. Shocking. The value of this game is incredible. Surprised this does not have an attached AAA game price.